(via chodeboy)
i love when people get up in arms about kink as like a “new perverted phenomenon” bc of their boogeyman obsession with porn. brother gay people have been slapping each other and pretending to be dogs while we fuck since the dawn of time. you’re only just finding out now bc your hole is largely unremarkable and your manner unbecoming
(via hagfishslime)
chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On
#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]
dear god
(via brostateexam)
Some lawyer in the 1800’s wanted to legally protect his brother who had an “increasingly visible gay life” and so he developed the conceptual framework for privacy law in the US. What this means to me is that all these apps trying to track my location without my consent and collect my data are actually homophobic 😤
would absolutely LOVE to know why my scalp and outer ears have developed a rash positively bristling to know
had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like “I can’t believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it’s pretty messed up that you’re taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/”
This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history
(via misspiggyforvogueitalia)
Its butch appreciation day appreciate ur local butch <3
I wasnt kidding btw
THIS POST INCLUDES TRANSFEM BUTCHES AND WAS MADE BY A TRANSMASC BUTCH LESBIAN. TERF LOSERS FUCK OFF
(via ancientcitystyle)
Why did the man get his own jar but the girls had to share the cup. I think it’s misogyny
(via ancientcitystyle)
feel like ppl are getting meaner and it’s weird to see
how do you mean
bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?
(via ancientcitystyle)
imagine trying to shame someone for saying hi then posting it online like its a gotcha. Hope that 41 year old king found better hole that appreciates his young mind
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